If old people control politics, the young kids control the vocabulary and diction of the time. Fleek is not even a real word, and yet it gets thrown around like it’s the next addition to Webster’s dictionary. We must not panic with these awful words, but embrace them.
This is why I come before you today, humbly of course. I ask that you call the new wave of “cool” as this “fleek” word. These new stickers I’ve discovered are pure awesomeness (another hip word). I remember back when I was a kid we used to buy stickers from the cheap vending machines and then trade them with each other. We had all sorts of different characters, from Disney to Nickelodeon. It was a great time in my life. Possibly one of the best years to ever take place.
Now though, these high quality vinyl stickers are available on the grand ol’ internet. You can literally buy them whenever you want – and you do not have to trade with anyone either. You can just buy what you want! Isn’t it great being a fully grown American adult?
Think about how great it is to be able to purchase normal, everyday things. You can go out to Wal-Mart and buy things like chairs and tables and even more. I buy tons of things from supermarkets, like video games and even art. I was extremely surprised to find this fabulous painting of the Joker from The Dark Knight. It really seemed out of place at a market as super as this, but there it was. Unfortunately I was unable to purchase it at the time. I do not make enough money to be able to afford such things.
Once thing I CAN afford though, are things under $10. Which, generally, decals are. That’s why I love them. They are a very cheap way to express your interests on things you own.
I do not know about you, but I own a personal vehicle. I was searching Google yesterday and I found this amazing website selling car stickers. Like I’m so excited, I feel like a schoolgirl. I can’t wait to decorate my old car and spice it up and make it the topic of conversation. Every single time someone walks by my parked car now they will comment on my godly Spongebob sticker. If you are starting to feel jealous right about now, I do not blame you.
If only you knew how beside myself I am. My heart is literally beating at a 100 times an hour. I’m amped up. You should go get some and be as psyched as me. I wish you the best of luck.
As always I want to extend a sincere thank you to all of those who have ready this blog post. As you can see it means a lot to me and I put a lot of time and effort into maintaining this blog.